NOTE: This entry is not for faint of heart, or for men (no comments about whether those two are synonymous)...
Surely it is not me who, while already very blessed in certain anatomical areas, is finding herself EVEN MORE blessed now during pregnancy #3!
It was NOT ME that had to make an emergency trip to WalMart for cheap undergarments in an unbelievable, "how-in-the-world-could-someone-only-5'3"-wear-this-size?" size.
Then, while trying to dress for church, it was certainly NOT ME who found her maternity top so tight she had to lift said anatomy into position, causing her hand to slip and knock herself in the jaw so hard it was difficult to chew for several hours afterwards.
Thank goodness Captain D's doesn't serve hard fish!