Monday, July 16, 2007

Top 10 Signs Your 2.5-Year-Old Is Tired

10. Appears enraptured by "Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip".

9. Pitches a tantrum over putting on pajamas.

8. Will not, under any circumstances, set foot upstairs for fear he'll end up in his bed.

7. Gets extremely angry at toys and people that aren't receptive to his psychic powers.

6. Starts asking Mom, "Are you a big huge frog?" and other questions expected only from psychedelic drug users.

5. Has a full-blown emotional breakdown because "I didn't want it to get dark outside!"

4. Insists vehemently, "I'm NOT ty-rid."

3. Begins every sentence with "Don't say..." (i.e., "Don't say Will is tired!")

2. Eyes start to roll back in his head whenever he blinks.

1. Is now asleep on the couch in front of "Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip".


Candice said...

That is absolutely hilarious!!

Amy said...

Luke falls asleep in that exact position when he's exhausted. And my mom has a picture of me asleep in that same position when I was about 2.5.

Unknown said...

Kathy, you are a great writer! Very funny stuff! I'm so glad Amy introduced me to your blog!